'When I was ill, I didn't believe there was anything really wrong with me.’
If you told me this was not actually a giant pigeon, I would not believe you.
He was trying to do his best Bruce Willis in Die Hard impression, but was too big to get in the vent.
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'
‘They can be really persistent until I literally have had to say, 'Look, you're not my type. I like Asian guys, don't even try.'’
'You say you were the lead safety expert at Weldcorps? That sounds like a made up company, but I believe you.'
This guy either really likes energy drinks or is trying to warn us he is a werewolf.
Weird, when I try hide booze like this nobody believes it is just my giant package.