'Let's keep the location of the toilet paper our little secret.' - The person that built this.
This dog destroyed a bunch of toilet paper. Wait a second, that's a cat specific.
'People love crawling on the ground to fetch toilet paper after using the bathroom, right?' - This carpenter.
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but they let me keep the toilet paper which was nice.
In the 80’s only rich people had phones installed in their toilet paper dispensers.
That face she makes when she throws her used toilet paper in the trash can.