An idiot is someone who can't tell how dumb they sound when they talk. Alan is an idiot.
My brain was replaced with a 2005 era internet shorthand vocabulary guide so this is just how I talk. AFK.
Most men spend all of their waking hours thinking about how they'll survive the zombie apocalypse.
This dog thinks it's their owners fault for putting delicious diapers within easy reach and also not teaching the dog how to open doors.
At home cat prostate exams: make sure your kitty is checked. Let us know how it goes!
‘I started losing weight in Summer 2015. I was on vacation with my parents, siblings and my grandma and she kept on telling me how big my thighs are…
Hello, I am an idiot and I am going to tell you how I think these non Photoshopped optical illusions really work. This lady clearly has the power of flight.