Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
Give her your best pickup line! “Would you like to put those birthing hips to use?”
‘Then I'd be like, 'First of all, do you think I have a giant vagina? What's wrong with you? That's rude. Secondly, no. Go away'.’
Whatever you do, don't sit on this grill. Unless you would like to be grilled. Maybe that's the end point for everyone that loves grills? To be grilled in a grill? If that's your dream, let me know in the comments!
‘They don't understand why I am doing this and I say to them, 'How can you speak to your own daughter like that?''
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'