Our blonde pixie friend here got caught conning men and stealing their wallets. Basic, but effective.
Jennifer Jenson allegedly crashed into a car, causing said car to hit the car in front of it.
Her boyfriend made breakfast wrong, so she beat him with a toaster. How very Florida of her.
Arrested for underage possession, which makes sense because she looks hammered.
Alysa Suguro Bathrick had a warrant out for her arrest, but turned herself in voluntarily. Authorities suspected she had been selling Xanax.
Arrested for shoplifting makeup at the mall, which makes sense since her makeup looks great.
Yet another girl arrested for assault and battery after seeing her ex out in public.
She just looks like the sort of person to get arrested for threatening her ex and his new girlfriend.