When you invite some rando to bang you in a hotel and you get what's coming to you.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
The hotel's way of saying they don't want blind people swimming in the pool.
When you gotta name the local hotel but you're not-so-secretly a giant pervert.
What do you think – would you ever get a personal trainer or nutrition coach?
…though it’s doubtful it would withstand anyone actually trying to climb it.
When trash cans are all around but you decide to leave a surprise for the janitor anyway.
'Disney's Grand Californian Hotel checking in. $1,100 a night.....also 1 ply' those cheap bastards.