When driving to Wal-Mart in your truck just isn't as cool as it used to be.
Since 'fidget spinners' aren't copyrighted to begin with, why not just use the damn name?
Lubbock, TX: Those nipple rings can be a bitch to remove. Just ask Mandi Hamlin. TSA told her she wouldn't be allowed on the plane unless she took the rings out. When one gave her trouble, she had to use pliers to get it out. Hijacking averted.