Yes, that man got his boner stuck in the subway doors right after this photo was taken. Yes, there is footage if you look for it.
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
And if you look closely, on her right knee, is a weird bump. A third nipple?! Let's compare pictures.
You don’t need to shave your head to have the Eleven look. You just need the emo face.
That look when you realize you are hungry and will just have to eat some face.
Amanda Corey was arrested for domestic assault in 2013. She's got that librarian look that makes you wanna stick your dick in a book and slam it shut (YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT FIGHT ME ABOUT IT).
I think Ed Norton and Brad Pitt are different-looking enough you couldn't seamlessly blend their faces