This two headed stingray found off the coast of Australia is proof that the whole continent is an H. P. Lovecraft story come to life
This looks bad, but you should be impressed that I delivered two packages and two water jugs in one trip.
It'll make for a great story for your grand kids who won't think it's great.
True story. If you don't take an ice bath every 45 minutes in Arizona, you explode.
I need more context to know if this tombstone is hilarious or not. A-plus-plus!