Is it me or is the furniture on the bottom look like they are saying “Oooh no!”
'Well, it says right here on your resume that you're a lion, you're hired!'
'We're not supposed to say this, but the reason I'm hiring you right now is that it says you know how to load a first aid kit on your resume.'
I have no idea if that guy on the right is wearing pants and that is freaking me out.
Don’t say anything and hug a person in the room with you right now just like this!
'It says right here that you know what a mop is and how to use it. I can't picture anyone lying about that.'
Why would you say something so mean to me, Mickey Mouse? I thought we were friends!
I don’t even think she needs psychic powers. Pretty sure this chick could beat me up with her fists.
Han Solo sure cleans up with the jail bait! (Before you yell at me, you know Han Solo isn’t real, right?)
‘Golly gee willackers,’ you say because you are a country bumpkin who speaks in stereotypes in this scenario, ‘There’s absolutely nothing in here for me to wear!’