As a man, it is my goal to explain how these photos were taken out of context. That table may look like a man, but it's not. It's a table.
Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
In 2013, a Chicago man named Marco Alvarado told police who pulled him over 'I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass.' The cops then found a gun in his ass.
It should be noted that I am a man and most of these pictures are largely based on things my girlfriend likes. Women love kittens, right?
Full disclosure, I am a man. I'm mainly basing these images off of what popular culture and my girlfriend taught me that women like.
‘At one point I also confided in my younger brother, who is also like my best friend, that I'd seen mum kissing a man who wasn't dad.’