‘In the military community, we harp on about not expressing emotions, you’re the tough guy.’
When you're working out and you've got to take a break to make a funny topical tweet.
Nightclub promoter gets asked if they can ban this guy's girlfriend's dad so he can hit on chicks without getting caught.
‘They can be really persistent until I literally have had to say, 'Look, you're not my type. I like Asian guys, don't even try.'’
‘But in all seriousness, I couldn't remember my middle name and when they told me it was Chelsea I remember thinking, 'What -- Mum would never let dad do that.’