Keeping watch so the other dogs can finally tear the shit outta that new couch.
If you have to chop onions this closely anyway, maybe you shouldn't to begin with.
‘I have fans from every corner of the globe and from many different cultural backgrounds.’
Any more inches on that flat screen and he’d have to get a WIDE LOAD sign on his scooter.
…What's scary is that you are a practicing nurse harassing a pregnant woman! Anyway have a great night.’
‘I still see flaws, but I love having balance with my family and other interests rather than spending hours at the gym to have a perfectly chiseled body and having no energy for anything else.’