If you're too poor for a paper bag you're probably too poor for a sandwich.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.
When you're tryna make out with a girl but you're wearing a shark costume.
For when you're rich enough for a baller paint job but too poor for the car you want.
When you're on vacation and the urge to take a shit comes without warning.