'Yes, I'd like to pay full price for less than half a sandwich, thank you.'
According to Marta, it took her a year and a half to get the butt of her dreams.
Mum wasn't waking up to look at this cat's half dead mouse. What did you expect would happen?
This looks like a thimble to begin with so being half-filled is just insulting
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?