Rastafarians are legally allowed to possess marijuana in Italy due to it being a 'sacrament' to the religion.
You'd have eyes like that too if another animal crawled out of your hoo-ha.
I could start a new religion centered around eating these Buffalo Chicken Fries with Cheddar Blue Cheese Garlic Sauce
Just kidding! PT Cruisers aren't manly! I tricked you with a man trick! HaHA!