We fake asleep every time we have to go grocery shopping with our women too.
Everyone stays clear of the guy at the grocery store with a hedgehog – weird.
When you should really make two trips to get the groceries inside the house.
When you give your wife money for groceries and she doesn't buy any booze.
The grocery store really took a hit after the rebranding effort was left to the bagboy named Stinky Pete.