When you go from a semi-attractive, but still alien-looking pair of dudes...
What was funny when he was a 20 year old product instruction fail was sad when he turned 40.
This Star Wars tattoo looks cool now, but he won’t like it when he’s 80. He’ll LOVE it when he’s 80.
When Spiderman’s outfit is at the cleaners and he has to wear Uncle Ben’s old track suit.
That look when he wants MORE than just a hug. Honk! Just a monkey grabbing a boob!
Bear Hug: A man once escaped a bear attack when he locked his arms and legs around the bear in a reverse bear hug, which made it confused and it ran off. If you're on your back and the bear is on you, it might be your last resort.
Benedict IX (Ruled 1032-1044...then 1045...then 1047-1048) a.k.a. Pope Joffrey