My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
When I was a cop, I hated when people tampered with alarms, now I can just laugh and laugh.
When the girls heard their babysitter was “a giant” they thinking more of the Jolly Green variety.
'Since when have people liked using the bathroom in privacy?' - This construction worker.
'I'm a big fan of the SAW series, and I want that to be apparent when people use the bathrooms I design.' - This carpenter.