‘We felt so weak and we were so motivated to get back to a healthy weight.’
‘People hate. That's the thing, especially white guys. They get so angry.’
So now we know what episode of The X-Files is this guy's favorite. Black oil aliens, duh.
Nightclub promoter gets asked if they can ban this guy's girlfriend's dad so he can hit on chicks without getting caught.
I don't know how these kids got these cars in there so we just bricked off that part of the school. It took days.
‘In the military community, we harp on about not expressing emotions, you’re the tough guy.’
Ferro Rod and Striker: Lighters are difficult to get on a plane at times, so go with the old school striker.
'The helicopter industry is not as big as the aeroplane industry so I get a lot of invitations from helicopter companies and flight schools asking me to fly with them.‘
'So my parents are at Disney World. My mom took this picture of a guy playing fetch with his son with a can on dip.'