Hello, my name is the great Pettula. I am a pet psychic, and I'm here to explain why these pet did the things they did. This dog just wanted their poop to look fabulous.
This dog just got a raise. Now it gets pet for 5 minutes a day instead of 4.
But I care, for you see, I've been a dog that can use a computer this whole time.
Speaking of the KFC Double Down, you can get a Double Down Dog in the Philippines.