The Lowenbrau beer tent has a 15 foot tall drinking lion that is the brewery’s mascot.
Yeah, I usually don't have a free hand (since I'm already drinking two beers)
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.
‘Now I feel like I've achieved as close as I can to perfection, minus the little hiccups here and there, I'm happy with the way I look.’
This is what I started calling my living room when I bought both an XBone and PS4.
If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.
‘I saw what people wanted to see - fitter, thinner, more defined and perfect.’