The Death Muffin - Diesel Filling Station, Atlanta - A muffin, this is not. This is sausage wrapped in a bacon weave. Oh and there's egg, maple and an English muffin (so perhaps that's the muffin part?).
Sounds like something your girlfriend says when you accidently jab her in the sweater muffin.
Freshly cracked egg on an english muffin with lean canadian bacon and melted american cheese