The manliest thing on this list is having a good relationship with your mom.
When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
If you've ever wanted your baby to have a fake arm, this is a pretty good start.
Boiled Crayon – Here we have a concise and to-the-point illustration of why it is not a good idea to boil your iPhone in melted crayon.
What artists should you have your children listen to so they get into “good” music?
You have to stay 10 feet away from the ponies on Assateague, even if they invade your personal space.
Waterproof Box: Aside from food, this might be the most important. Have all your important documents in the box... deeds, insurance forms, ID, etc., as well as your phones, walkies, flares, and other survival necessities.
The colossus grabs you in one move and throws you from the castle. As you fall to Earth, you sigh. You have failed. Your love for the butt was not enough. But wait ...
Radio: More storms could be coming and more dams could be breaking. You'll only know this if you have word from the outside world. Make sure your radio is waterproof, like this submarine radio, and pack extra batteries.