You can tell a man is a man when he laughs at Kevin James pretending to be a mall cop.
The easiest way to tell if someone is a man is to look at their forehead. If it's bloody from crushing beer cans, they are a man.
Australia is filled with creatures and things that can and will kill you. The perfect vacation destination for any man.
If you don't know how to turn a beer bottle into an improvised shiv, then you're not a man. You're a tiny little baby.