The great thing about being a hipster is that you already have all the clothes for these.
Did that outfit come as a whole or did you have to assemble all the pieces together?
If you went to this sale and they let you have the transmission fluid to that car, please send it to me.
This person dated the actual Satan for 2 years? Jeez, what does that say about them?
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.