‘I take so much pride in every inch of my body because I know what it’s been through.’
‘I'm like, no way, that person isn't good looking. What are you talking about?'
The great thing about being a hipster is that you already have all the clothes for these.
Did that outfit come as a whole or did you have to assemble all the pieces together?
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
‘There’s nothing wrong with talking about what you did overseas, what not to do, what to do.’
When you invite some rando to bang you in a hotel and you get what's coming to you.