Did that outfit come as a whole or did you have to assemble all the pieces together?
The great thing about being a hipster is that you already have all the clothes for these.
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
This person dated the actual Satan for 2 years? Jeez, what does that say about them?
‘There’s nothing wrong with talking about what you did overseas, what not to do, what to do.’
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.