‘I take so much pride in every inch of my body because I know what it’s been through.’
‘I'm like, no way, that person isn't good looking. What are you talking about?'
The great thing about being a hipster is that you already have all the clothes for these.
Did that outfit come as a whole or did you have to assemble all the pieces together?
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.
If you went to this sale and they let you have the transmission fluid to that car, please send it to me.