This dog thinks it's their owners fault for putting delicious diapers within easy reach and also not teaching the dog how to open doors.
Hello, my name is the great Pettula. I am a pet psychic, and I'm here to explain why these pet did the things they did. This dog just wanted their poop to look fabulous.
This dog just got a raise. Now it gets pet for 5 minutes a day instead of 4.
The 4th is on a pan of cookies that the dog is secretly baking for their owner. Boy will they feel bad when they see those cookies.
These dogs all have partners that are much younger and more reckless then they are.
Fact: There are over 75 million pet dogs in the U.S.—more than in any other country.