I would think you'd need to be on some type of drug to fight people for a living.
The people who live in this house are really tiny and I wanted to be a jerk on that day.
I figured people would be so distracted by that sculpture that they wouldn't notice the package.
If we had to swim everywhere I think people would be nicer. Or they would drown each other.
The people who I was delivering the package to actually live in that bush, so I did my job well here.
Hanging out with your pet lizards? I can't see why you wouldn't do that on the subway.
One out of every eight people in the United States has been employed by McDonald’s at some point in their lives.
I Don’t Want To Go Where It’s So Cold People Would Rather Stay In A Burning House