She even hopes to eventually have the biggest breasts in all of Germany, with the surgery to achieve it being broadcasted live on Facebook.
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.
Guess that crossover of 'Cars' and 'How to Train Your Dragon' is happening after all.
'Woke up to frozen vomit all over my car from the balconies above! ...and a flat tire! Happy New Year!'
When you absolutely have to have your car fixed and all you have is wood and tape ...