This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
What happens when you lose you mind waiting for your wife to finish shopping
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
This is what they do when you accidentally wear the same pants as a coworker.
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'
Hanging out with your pet lizards? I can't see why you wouldn't do that on the subway.
When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.