This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
What happens when you lose you mind waiting for your wife to finish shopping
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
This is what they do when you accidentally wear the same pants as a coworker.
Hanging out with your pet lizards? I can't see why you wouldn't do that on the subway.
When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
This is what it looks like when you stick your head in a fish tank and spit out milk.