Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
That face you make when the person in front of you slams on their breaks for no reason.
The greatest face tattoo of a face of all time. Love this guy. You do you!
Jamie Eason likes to smile before launching her fist through your f*cking face.
Stone Arrowheads: You can pick these up online and with some thread and sticks, make great hunting and defense companions. But a word of caution - be smart about the size of the ones you try and put in your carry-on.