Wrong Place, Wrong Time: Seracs are massive walls of ice that can fall down on a climber at any given time, leaving no hope to get out of its way.
Nothing like a quarter pounder with cheese to make you forget your house is gone.
This Jason could probably take your head off with one punch, but all you gotta do is run and you’re good.
Have you ever had someone take a stained knife and drag it across your face, leaving an inked, dropping scar? Of course you haven't, because that is insane.