Oh, and they don't make the whole plane out of the black box because it would be too heavy.
I love both Star Wars and Indiana Jones so this checked all the boxes for me. Minus a billion stars
If you're a man and you don't have a box of shop towels within ten feet of you at all times, are you really a man?
We sit in boxes for weeks with no food or water. Stacked on top of each other. Granted, we don't eat or drink because we are books, but it's still awful.
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO