‘…I’m a black woman as you can see and I don’t think this is cool. It’s sad. It’s pitiful. I think she may have mental issues.’
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'