My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
At a certain age this burger becomes more appealing than having sex with a woman.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
Are the windows boarded up and do they have a basement full of food and guns? If not, then this is false advertising.
I think this decoration is saying more about the person that made it more than anything.