I have problems that are so complex, even the most genius programmers would have trouble solving them.
A fun one, not the informational kind where you have to actually learn shit.
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
Did they go to a tattoo artist and say 'I would like one bad tattoo please?'
This selfie would be crazier if ... actually this one is pretty crazy as is.
Usually bathrooms have one aspect that is pretty shitty. This bathroom has two ...
As far as covering dick tattoos you got while in Vegas goes this one's pretty good.