You'd have eyes like that too if another animal crawled out of your hoo-ha.
The 'Montauk Monster' washed up on a New York beach in 2008, and no one has been able to figure out what exactly it is or was.
Just as the real Donald has brought his message to every street corner in America, Naked Donald is getting out there for everyone to see!
I’m not going to shame this dog for having weird teeth. Just kidding, I am. This dog has weird teeth.