You know we live in a weird society when hookers have to have their own funeral home.
‘I stopped eating fast and going out to eat. I started eating from home every day,' she said.
'This wasn't for Halloween... I dressed up like this every day after I came home from school and danced to the musical 'Cats' for about a year.'
These are great until he goes home to “have sparing practice with Splinter” if you know what I mean.
She just remembered she could have stayed at home and looked at her own boobs.
Guess I'll just have to listen to this Nickelback jam when I'm back home by myself.
When you win one of those bears at the fair and realize you have to drive it home.
Distress Beacon Watch: Full disclosure, homing beacon signals are going to have a tough go reaching the surface, but signals can get through. Strap on that watch.
Narco-Submarines – Submarines to transport drugs may seem like a huge expense, but these home-crafted drug subs offer all the evasive advantages of a submarine with none of the comforts (or safety features).