Pee Buddy: Depending on if you want to get frostbite on your junk or not when you whip it out to pee, consider a pee buddy. Yes. A bag that you will pee into and empty later.
Rude dog? Hey lady we don’t walk into your bathroom and watch you pee. Do we?
If you are old enough to be in the kid's section at the library, you should not be watching porn.
When you thought Times Square Cookie Monster / Elmo couldn’t get any worse.
How you feel after you finally get to pee after holding it for a long time.