Bacon Apple Pie - The Loveless Cafe, Nashville - Nothing is more American than this awesomeness.
Country Fried Bacon - Weiner & Still Champion, Chicago - Heavy batter on bacon? Check. Deep fried? Check. Taste orgasm? Double check.
The Death Muffin - Diesel Filling Station, Atlanta - A muffin, this is not. This is sausage wrapped in a bacon weave. Oh and there's egg, maple and an English muffin (so perhaps that's the muffin part?).