If they were in such a hurry they probably shouldn't have stopped to make this cake.
Make sure to have a doctor's appointment ready to go after eating this one.
‘Had I not had other dreams I still wanted to accomplish in my life I would have re-enlisted without hesitation…
The Chicken McDo with Spaghetti can be found in the Philippines, because no one in the US would ever eat tha- oh, who are we kidding?
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
Can I order one of those with low fat ice cream? **points to sign that reads: We Have The Right To Refuse Service To Any Customer
Elvis Melt - The Grubhouse, Philadelphia - A sandwich the King would have loved -- peanut butter, bananas and lots of bacon, topped with the greatest invention ever: bacon sugar.