Jerking off some dude in the middle of a music festival is ALWAYS a good idea.
Because your butt photo is really helping the hurricane victims down in Texas.
The Donald just built a wall around this tattoo and made this dude pay for it.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
Towing your kid in a toy wagon on a riding mower while 'driving' on a 4-lane road.
When your friendly neighborhood dumpster man gets mad you aren't throwing away blunt roaches anymore.
Stare at your computer so much why don’t your frame it and hang it on the wall.
Customer came in with his iPhone, his glass cracked, he thought he could peel off the glass so he wouldn't notice the crack anymore.