Mike doesn't even know how to take a good picture, let alone not get caught cheating on Tinder of all places.
This Jason could probably take your head off with one punch, but all you gotta do is run and you’re good.
Lava – This one may not be the most visually satisfying of the lot, but it gets points for sheer outlandishness and ambition – going all the way to a source of molten lava just do destroy an iPhone takes character.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor