This woman is so drunk that she fell asleep next to a dog. Is the dog also drunk? Probably. Watch out!
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
This drunk man managed to put on a mascot costume and then throw up. Watch out!
This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
Pooping in a garbage can is either this man's rock-bottom or tip-top. Watch out!
Good thing that neck brace is flesh colored so it's totally not noticeable.