This woman is so drunk that she fell asleep next to a dog. Is the dog also drunk? Probably. Watch out!
This drunk man managed to put on a mascot costume and then throw up. Watch out!
This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
This woman is asleep on the street, using pizza as a pillow. Get your life together, lady. Also, watch out!
Pooping in a garbage can is either this man's rock-bottom or tip-top. Watch out!
Hey man, quit laying around. Get it? Because he blacked out while buying Lay's potato chips? Watch out!