This drunk man managed to put on a mascot costume and then throw up. Watch out!
This woman is so drunk that she fell asleep next to a dog. Is the dog also drunk? Probably. Watch out!
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...