This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.