Distress Beacon Watch: Full disclosure, homing beacon signals are going to have a tough go reaching the surface, but signals can get through. Strap on that watch.
If you went to this sale and they let you have the transmission fluid to that car, please send it to me.
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
There you go, Revenge Bot, flying off the handle again. No one needs to know about the time you magnetized your ex or your addiction to transmission fluid.