Hello, I am the passive aggressive note translator. I'm here to tell you what these passive aggressive roommate notes really mean. This person wants their roommate to stop stealing their food.
Great, now octopi are climbing out of the sea and stealing our parking spots.
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.
If this was the person they chose for an on-air interview, imagine how bad everyone else was.
This person is frustrated that their roommate ate their noodles while his roommate is frustrated that his roommate is using his coffee filters for notes.