I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it is a working grill, so whatever!
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
But all great men have the strength to say no if they don't want whiskey for whatever reason. That's their right!
I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
Tip - don't let your kids play with a water hose during a coast guard demonstration.
Whatever you do, don't sit on this grill. Unless you would like to be grilled. Maybe that's the end point for everyone that loves grills? To be grilled in a grill? If that's your dream, let me know in the comments!